Hello. I'm Frank Pickle. And I'll be here for the next hour. Or maybe a little longer, in fact, because I have to put my coat on afterwards and say good-bye to the vicar, which should take a few minutes. Anyway, I'll be with you for quite some time. So I'll start by telling you something I think you'll find very interesting. I first discovered I was gay when I was 18, and I fell in love with a young farmhand called Justin. He was beautiful. Ive been trying to tell you, dear friends, for 20 years. But its tricky. Thats the lovely thing about radio. Speaking into this microphone here, alone tonight, I can say things I could never say to you face to face.
Frank Pickle - The Vicar of Dibley